 ZylphiaZylphia had misplaced her pet,
she paced about, she cursed and fret.
She found the door'd been left ajar
but couldn't dream that he'd go far.
She looked around with great suspense,
while all admired her fashion sense. |  Violet and VivianViolet and Vivian,
two sisters share one trunk.
When one drinks wine
the other finds
that she has gotten drunk.
One likes dogs, the other cats,
they share most things but never hats.
They find that they have twice the fun,
two heads are better than just one. |  VertilineVertiline, oh Vertiline,
She met her end on Valentines.
She stepped into the lions cage
and tamed them there upon the stage.
The lions all behaved so well,
was to the tiger that she fell. |  Mary Ann CottonMary Ann Cotton
whose core was quite rotten
had herself husbands galore.
By the time she was hung
for what she had done,
she had gotten rid of four,
put sixteen children in their graves,
and killed her mother, and a maid.
Perhaps she suffered too much stress
from a foul case of PMS. |
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